Works


Opinion

Guest Commentary

"Election results were consistent with polls" - Adirondack Daily Enterprise, December 15th 2020 (published)

Letters

"Take polls seriously, not literally" - Adirondack Daily Enterprise, October 17th 2020 (published)

"Too few think independently about politics" - Adirondack Daily Enterprise, October 21st 2016 (published)

"The Art of Copping a Feel" - The Economist, October 19th 2016 (submitted)

"Online courses evoke original spirit of Web" - Adirondack Daily Enterprise, June 25th 2014 (published)

"Warming-storm link is doubtful" - Adirondack Daily Enterprise, September 13th 2013 (published)

'Essence of these crimes is reckless media spectacle' - Adirondack Daily Enterprise, December 24th 2012 (published)


Fiction

Satire

"Washington Redskins Change Their Name To 'Existential Revisionists'"

"Al Qaeda Signs Deal With A&E For Duck Dynasty Spin-Off 'American Taliban'"

"Financial Collapse Welcomed With Bold Return To Gold Standard"

"National Rifle Association: 'Ecosystems Only Preservable By Arming Primates'"

"'Liberals Causing Global Warming By Worrying About It Too Much', Concludes Industry Funded Study"

"Enormous Penis Found In Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation"

"Germany Finishes Conquest Of South America"

"Iranians Surprised Centrifuges Unnecessary For Making Weapons Grade Uranium"

"Baltimore Police Reform With Racial Quotas On Excessive Force"

"Stephen Hawking Takes Ice Bucket Challenge To Raise ALS Awareness"

"Ukraine Freedom Fighters Find Missing Malaysian Airlines Flight"

"Abortion Clinic Sends Another Soul To Heaven"